The Comittee

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The President: George McIntosh
Contact Number: 07899790186
E-Mail: ghmcin@essex.ac.uk
Role: The President is the executive leader of the club, having the last word on all major decisions and making sure that any and all issues are quickly addressed.

Treasurer: Daniel Ridgwell
Contact Number: 07791073676
E-Mail: drigw@essex.ac.uk
Role: The Treasurer keeps a close eye on the club funds and makes sure that club purchases are necessary and do not exceed the assigned budget.

Secretary: Signe Murbraeck
Contact Number: 07761331487
E-Mail: smurbr@essex.ac.uk
Role: The Secretary ensures the smooth running of the club by handling minutes and records, and makes sure that all members are alerted to necessary notifications

Vice-President: David Havis
Contact Number: 07540183711
E-Mail: dhavis@essex.ac.uk
Role: The Vice-President supports and assists the president as necessary, and will act as the president if the current one mysteriously disappears. The Vice-President also organises and overlooks fundraising within the club.

Men's Captain: Adam Brookes / Women's Captain: Katie Mulligan
Contact Number: 07782248799 / Contact Number: 07952995717
E-Mail: abrookb@essex.ac.uk / E-Mail: kcmull@essex.ac.uk
Role: The UERC Captains have the privilege of organising and planning training, coaching, coxing and races for the club. They aim to help all members live up to their full potential.

Men's Lower Boat Captain: James Clune-Clarkson / Women's Lower Boat Captain: Eloise Lead
Contact Number: 07782248799 / Contact Number: 07557307927
E-Mail: jclune@essex.ac.uk / E-Mail: ellead@essex.ac.uk
Role: The UERC Lower Boat Captains overlook the development of the newer and less experienced members of the club, so that they can quickly learn the ropes and get into competitive racing.

Social Secretary: Stephen Dudley
Contact Number: 07758163870
E-Mail: sdudlea@essex.ac.uk
Role: The Social Secretary has an essential role in the club, as it is their duty to decide when, where and how the club members will be getting drunk.

Boatman: Karlis "KZ" Zivtins
Contact Number: 07708304422
E-Mail: karliszivtins@hotmail.com
Role: The Boatman ensures the constant safety and maintenance of the club's boats and equipment. They are the go to person if you encounter a breakage or need someone to tell you which screw goes where.

Webmaster: Currently battling an ancient evil...
Contact Number: Open a portal to the Astral Realm.
E-Mail: AstralRealmPoo69@hotmail.com
Role: In his final battle with "The Angry Fisherman", the Webmaster gathered his most powerful allies: Dr. Eggman, Zombie Michael Jackson, Ned Stark's Disembodied Head, George Takei, Numa Numa Guy and Floyd. Together they charged into Ardleigh Reservoir to slay the great villain, but had not expected him to have united all 7 Chaos Emeralds, a Mermaid Soul, the One Ring, the Dragon Balls, the Holy Grail, the Master Wand and a pack of sherbet lemons!! "The Angry Fisherman" transformed into his Super Saiyan Water Dragon Chaos Lightning Magic Form of Holy Doom, and the heroes knew they were outmatched without a chance!! But all was not lost, for from the east came a splashing of water and a call of POWER 10!!! It was the Essex rowers, come to help in any way they could!! They charged full speed in their sculls and their sweeps, striking into the plasmatic membrane of the beast, and destroying its Shield of Ultimate Evil!! Suddenly an epic theme song started (probably "What I'm Made Of" by Crush 40) and the Webmaster and his allies united into a force unmatched, and rocketed full speed into the Fisherman's Bait of Power!! This caused a planar shift to take place, as both the heroes and the villain were transported into the Astral Plane, where they would continue to do battle for the rest of time...

...except for Floyd. He was transformed into a rock.